Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Resolutions

Exercise less and drink more coffee. Generally average Krups burr grinder crapped out just before the holidays. Going to pull the trigger on this bad boy:


Opinion for the new year: those who stop or cut back on coffee consumption are weak-minded fairy boys.

"Yeah, but my doctor says..."

So tired of this whiny crap.

Snowing like a mutha outside, and moments ago a big lightning flash nearly blinded me. Strange biblical shit, for sure.

More resolutions:

  • Eat more processed food.
  • Show more contempt for others.
  • Put on 20 lbs by March 1.
  • Cut out flossing altogether.
See you maybe once in awhile in 2009.