Opinion for the new year: those who stop or cut back on coffee consumption are weak-minded fairy boys.
"Yeah, but my doctor says..."
So tired of this whiny crap.
Snowing like a mutha outside, and moments ago a big lightning flash nearly blinded me. Strange biblical shit, for sure.
- Eat more processed food.
- Show more contempt for others.
- Put on 20 lbs by March 1.
- Cut out flossing altogether.