The alarm that signals fire in the house keeps ringing and ringing and ringing....

Moveitfred can't sleep. It's 4am. Moveitfred can't sleep.

This all started after the Rock Lobster came into the house about 8 hours ago.

Moveitfred believes this new bike has otherworldly powers that have disrupted the oblique strands of pastoral he has worked so hard to cultivate here at La Casa de Fred.

Moveitfred is both disturbed and awed by this phenomenon. He will not rest tonight.