a.m. workout:
sleep until 10:30am. eat usual bowl of cooked oats and a tasty orange. still hungry, eat bowl of honey-nut cheerios. drink bad decaf coffee to try to take the edge off. doesn't work.
p.m. workout:
pick up leaves in the yard all afternoon until the back screams in agony. try to relax while hordes of 6-8 year olds scream through the house. wife is nowhere to be found. consider taking own life.
evening workout:
neighbor kids finally go back to their own hovels. drink alchohol.
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