"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"
Beautiful sleeping weather here in the northeast, no? Cool, dry nights with just a hint of bite in the air. Throw open the windows and throw on an extra comforter and you can bury down into a blissful slumber, yes?
No wonder all of you are getting all your Top Tens and Hole Shots and I-Just-Finished-One-Or-Two-Spots-Behind-Lynes.
Happy, happy dreams for everyone, right?
Not me.
I hear screams.
Yep, it's them damn Screech Owls. Two of them. Every night. In the trees outside the bedroom window. Screaming, screaming, screaming.....
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Blissful slumber? Not me. I'm haunted by visions of races past. I wake up with the sweats.
Dude, harvest the owl shit and use it in your bearings. If you have all sealed bearings, smear it on the chain. Use it on anything that needs lubricating. Five generations of Pisgah Hillbillies can't be wrong...or can they?
Glad I'm not the only one haunted by the night demons.
Nice tip, Solo. I'll get out with my flashlight tonight. Rodent bones cause any chain skip?
owl poop and those balls of hair and bones are different...
wtf are they called anyway?
Those pellet things (hair and bone things) are fun, in high school/middle school i got one and found pretty much every bone for a whole mouse. fun laying it all out and stuff...
MIF!!
I have those owls in the dingle--they wake me up with their creepiness. . .
but i also am having the night sweats--maybe it's my change of life kicking in. . .
BWAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
see you soon
have heywood been saving for the bottle of red wine he's going to buy me??
xo
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